Blanket for Winter 2022-23
This beautiful blanket is specially designed and made for Virtuous War Karens who cannot afford heat and food this winter. This blanket is woven tighter than lies from 50% fake wool and 50% bullshit. Snuggle with the Dancing Puppet next to your ear. Woven for True Believers who cheered while their racist countries and virtuous lives were destroyed for the Greater Good.
When hunger overtakes cold, this blanket is 100% edible.
Approved by Angry Swedish Girl, these virtue blankets protect you from racism, mathematics, and covid. Every blanket comes with a refillable, 1-liter covid booster IV. A night of steady-drip-booster leaves you fully boosted and fresh for up to 12 hours. Fauci and CDC approved. Bill Gates certifies this IV will leave you virus free.
Blanket for Winter 2022-23
Again, this blanket is 100% edible.
See our website for edible socks and toilet paper.
Thank you for submitting your life for the greater good. For the good of the world. You are so virtuous! So smart!
Bill Gates certifies Virtue Blankets are SMALL POX FREE.
You are so virtuous! So smart! So holier than Mao!
Hysterical if not so freakin sad!!
Nice job. May we watch the liberals die miserably in mass this winter so we can rebuild in the spring. Amen.